Brothers, Sisters, Mothers, friends and girlfriends; please hold your breath and till you read entire piece. It will be a sinful thinking. Indulge in sin but don’t call the police. I know I always commit crime but let me go scotfree. I never imagined that I will commit crime. But yes it’s true, I have killed time. I have been killing time for last few year @12 hours a day. And now I know what professionals are paid for.
Just after porngate in Karnataka I realized, in spite of kharoos people and strong IT polices almost all professionals (esp. consultants) do the same set of things at office i.e killing time. They check all their mail accounts every two minutes hoping that some of their counterparts would have forwarded a mail. Thanks to numerous proxies, chatting is still considered to be one of the favorite time pass. We buzz every person online and in very desperate situations send offline messages also. Some intellectuals among us also rack their brains in solving online puzzles and playing games. Facebook is the great human invention so is internet. Now days to waste more time people have started carrying mobile data card and smartphone. People of this league have klueless mornings, klueless afternoons and klueless evenings!!
Some furzi consultants like me read news, foreign policies, poems, novels, stories so that the client/seniors thinks you are racking your brain with some user guide or implementation manual. Some other intellectual consultants keep themselves updated with the latest happenings round the globe. Other esteemed ways of killing time are downloading songs, checking daily horoscope, searching for status messages etc.
A couple of precious office hours are also reserved for managing the hard earned money. Share market, online investments, online bill payments, internet banking form an integral part of work. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. So after all these tiring hours of surfing, consultants add some spice to their office life by conducting meetings. And thus another couple of hours fly by. And if still some time is left, people like me update their blogs.
Well and few of us really put good work work on reaching by making some delicacies to suit taste buds, cleaning the bed and listening to good music. Again internet comes to disrupt sleep over a surf on social network. A chirpy kid in the neighborhood tell you how beautiful life is. And her parents make you will how ugly it is. Then you just dream of some mithe sapne! By the time you try to finish your dream you will have to Wake up Dudes and Dudettes!
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